Storytime

Storytime is a series of shorts where Rocko tells a story the normal way. During the second half, Heffer would come and tell the story his way, much to Rocko's dismay. Heffer's reading includes wacky, off-topic, and random things. On rare occasions, Heffer is absent. Carmen comes and tells the story her way. Her telling includes happy, cute, and adorable. Let's take a look at a transcript of Rapunzel.

Script
Rocko: Once upon a time there was a couple who had a one-month old. The wife? She loved....

Heffer: RADISHES!

Rocko: That's not in the story Heffer. Anyway, when the wife came to pick carrots for her baby at a witch's garden, the witch kidnapped the baby for her revenge. She locked her up in a tower that had no door and ladder. So the witch named her Rapunzel and EVERY day she would let down her hair for the witch. One day a prince heard Rapunzel...

Heffer: Chopping radishes!

Rocko: No, you piece of shit, she was singing.

Heffer: About radishes?

Rocko: No. Anyway, the prince came to the tower and said "Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your...."

Heffer: Radishes.

Rocko: "Let down your hair."

Heffer: Oh. WAIT! My story is making sense! My time to shine, baby! We got to make some nonsense in this story! So the prince climbed up the radishes ​​​and they ate radishes until the witch came back from shopping and the prince turned her into a lifeless radish by using a magic radish!

Rocko: '''THAT'S IT! I'M ENDING THE STORY! '''Well, that's it for story time everyone, stay tuned for another episo-

Heffer: Wait! I'm not finished yet!

Rocko: Oh brother.

Heffer: The prince and Rapunzel got married and had four radish children which were named Radish, Radish, Radish and Ugmo. Ugmo's nickname was Radish! They became king and queen of the world and made everything and everyone radishes and they made new food!

Rocko: Heffer, the story's already ruined anyway. I hope Nicktoons gets sued for all this.

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