Alfie

Alfie is an Australian adult animated TV series created by Joseph Karrak.

Pilot

 * 1) First Day - Alfie sends his boss to the moon.

Season 1

 * 1) Dogs Roasting on an Open FIre - It's a not-so-merry Christmas for the Dorrecks. Boss plans to cut Christmas bonuses, Mum has to spend the family's Christmas savings to erase a tattoo Mel thought would make a great Christmas present, and when Alfie learns he won't be getting a Christmas bonus, life in Brisbane gets even tighter. So what's a breadwinner to do, except take a second job as a shopping mall Santa?
 * 2) Mel the Genius - When the school has an intelligence test, Mel is considered to be a genius when he switches his name and Joe Cool's on the test's answer sheets. He is then enrolled in the Stupid Stupid Stupid Learning Center for Gifted Children, a school which quickly proves to be beyond his capabilities.
 * 3) Alfie's Odyssey - Alfie is fired from his job after he causes an accident due to being distracted by greeting Mel and his class on their field trip to the Toyshop. Depressed and unemployed, Alfie considers suicide until he notes the dangers around town and becomes a safety crusader, which earns him the job of safety inspector.
 * 4) No Disgrace Like Home - The Dorreck family attends the company picnic at the Gayyyyyyy Manor. After seeing the other families at the picnic, Alfie notices his own family's shortcomings and dysfunctions, so he decides to improve his family's behavior.
 * 5) Mel the General - Sarah is bullied at school by Jay Poop (introduced in this episode) and Mel stands up for her, only to find himself the target of constant bullying by Jay and his two Weasels. With Grampapa's help, Mel then organizes many other students at school into an army to fight back against Nelson.
 * 6) Moaning Bingo -Bingo is continually unhappy, and it begins to affect her performance at Kindy. Nothing that Chilli and Bandit try seems to help. Bingo then meets jazz musician and fellow saxophone player Errol Buddle, who helps Bingo to express her depression by playing the blues on her sax.
 * 7) Call of the Dorrecks - The Dorrecks go camping in their dilapidated RV, and problems arise when the RV is destroyed by falling off a cliff. The family are separated in the woods, where Baby is cared for by bears and Dad (who has lost his clothes and is wearing a heavy coating of mud instead) is mistaken for a hideous Bunyip-like monster.
 * 8) Telltale Head - Mel severs the head of Thomas Brisbane's statue in order to impress some troublemaker boys he is trying to make friends with, but the vandalism outrages the townspeople and Mel finds himself targeted by an angry mob.
 * 9) Life on the Fast Lane - Mum becomes unhappy when her birthday present from Dad is a bowling ball (which he clearly intended for himself), and she does not even bowl. To spite Dad, Marge sets out to learn to bowl, and ends up taking lessons from an instructor named Jacques, who pursues an affair with her and also teaches "many things".
 * 10) Dad's Night Out - Mel takes a picture of Dad dancing with Gen Nakaoka, a belly dancer. The photo is then copied all over Brisbane, and when Mum sees it, she (at first) thinks that Dad is having an affair. Dad explains the photo, but a still-angry Mum kicks him out of the house and demands that Dad introduce Alfie to Gen in person to show him that women are not sex objects.
 * 11) Crepes of Wrath - After Mel blows up a cherry bomb in the school toilets, Principal Showtime plans to put Mel into a student exchange program. Mel travels to Pakistan, where he is hosted by a pair of criminals and becomes a worldwide hero when he exposes their plan to spike kababs with cocaine. Meanwhile, back in Brisbane, the Dorrecks host an Cuban student named Juan, who (unknown to the family) is actually a spy in search of nuclear secrets. Touched by Juan's interest in his work, Alfie gives Juan the secrets he's after by showing him all over the Toyshop.
 * 12) Anthony Gets Busted - Anthony Field is accused, tried and convicted of robbing the Hammerbarn, and Jeff Fatt takes his place as TV show host. Alfie, however, believes that Anthony was framed. He enlists his friends' (Hawaii and T.J.) help, and together they uncover the truth behind the robbery.
 * 13) Some Enchanted Evening - Mum & Dad spend an evening out on the town, leaving the kids with a babysitter named Ms. Frizz. Alfie, Hawaii and T.J., however, learn from watching TV that Ms. Frizz is actually a wanted fugitive named Frisky Northkorea, better known as "Miss Scarface".

Season 2

 * 1) Mel Gets an F.U. - Mel gives the class brain antigeek lessons, but regrets it when the whole state of Victoria becomes too Mel-like.
 * 2) African Dog Show - After the Heelers' pet emu is hit by a truck, Bluey subsitutes Bandit for a dog show that he entered Shaun in, only to discover Bandit is not cut out to be a show dog.
 * 3) The Fight and the Furious - A crab named Carlos arrives and challenges Hallie the highland cow to a fight, but the friends are surprised when Hallie refuses to fight back. Guest animation by Satoshi Kon.
 * 4) Laddyshack - Alfie decides that the best way to prove to Boss that he is good enough for Atsuko is to become his apprentice for the day. Guest animation by Sylvian Chomeit.
 * 5) Gardening Thyme - When Cherry's fur begins falling off, she feels like her good looks are fading, so the friends use everything they know about style and beauty to try and help her. Guest animation by Maasaki Yuasa.
 * 6) Speedy Pizza - Bandit gets his first job as a pizza delivery guy, but strange things begin to happen around Brisbane as a result. Guest animation by Gainax.
 * 7) Necktie Genesis Evangelion - Sarah goes to school in a yellow dress shirt, a black necktie, a green skirt and a red cape and becomes the hero of Brisbane.
 * 8) Lazy Showtime - The friends try to beat Alfie's father in a lazy-off.
 * 9) MOMster - Chilli gets upset with her family at the supermarket when they attempt to get candy.
 * 10) Public Safety - After watching a safety video in health class, T.J. becomes obsessed with keeping his family and others safe, and his overprotective ways spread throughout Australia.
 * 11) Whitecape - Alfie is the star of his own comic, but struggles to match up to his heroic alter ego.
 * 12) What If...? - Chilli reminisces about how she met Bandit during a disastrous family dinner, and how things could have turned out for her if she had not.
 * 13) Paprika 2010 - Hawaii holds a grudge against T.J. after seeing him kiss Mila in a dream.

Season 3

 * 1) Prank Month - Mel and Roland's pranks on Dad get out of hand.
 * 2) My Hair is on Fire - Sarah wears the backup clothes again and discovers the necktie has otherworldly powers.
 * 3) Fearsome Kiss - Granny comes for a visit and kisses Alfie on the lips, traumatizing him. T.J. is determined to help him.
 * 4) Where the Shadowlands Were - Bluey goes too far on the rules in a game called Shadowlands.
 * 5) No Refunds - When the friends buy a video game from Mr. Showtime, and when they find out it doesn't work, they attempt to get a refund.
 * 6) So You Can Take Me Down To New Zealand - Sick of modern rush and convenience, Alfie asks an New Zealand schoolgirl named Necktie to teach his family to live a simpler life, which goes very wrong.
 * 7) Japyquest - The friends lose Sarah's Japy doll and have to get it back from Tina THICC.
 * 8) Pizza-Pocalypse - Frustrated, Mr. Showtime quits all of his jobs, unraveling the apocalypse of Brisbane.
 * 9) DVD - Alfie and his friends go to extreme lengths to avoid paying a DVD fine.
 * 10) Casual Days - The government of Australia institutes a dress code, which leads the Toyshop to introduce Casual Tuesday.
 * 11) Christian Limo Driver - Alfie sees a movie about the end of the world and fears the same thing will happen in real life after seeing a chain of random occurrences (celebrities ["stars"] falling from the sky, raining blood, a man in a realistic devil costume) and doing a complicated math equation that predicts the end will come on May 18th, but when the end does not come, Alfie discovers a flaw in the equation and ends up in Heaven where he meets God and learns that God is planning The Rapture.
 * 12) 24: The Awakening - The friends think that the world will end in 24 hours.
 * 13) Ha Ha Very Stupid - Bingo abandons Bluey at a beating from Hercules, so Bluey decides to teach her a lesson.

Season 4

 * 1) C.H.U.M.P.S. - Police Guy shows the friends that the smallest misdemeanor can lead to a breakdown in law.
 * 2) Pom Pom Untold - The friends discover the secret behind Pom Pom's immortality.
 * 3) Picture Day - Coco tries to look good in the school photo in order to contain her legacy.
 * 4) Sweg fgts - When Bluey discovers her real name is Sweg fgts, she starts developing an alter ego with a bad reputation.
 * 5) Coach Dreams - The new coach at Brisbane High stands up to Jam.
 * 6) Mystery of Jane - When the friends and a conspiracy theorist investigate a missing classmate, they discover a far greater mystery... the Dark Dimension and the mistakes of Brisbane.
 * 7) Mothy - The friends help Sarah make up an imaginary friend who turns out to be too real.
 * 8) Iron Man Dies in Endgame - When the friends have to wait to see an Iron Man movie, they must go an entire week without someone spoiling the plot.
 * 9) OKBoomer - When Coco ditches Bluey to do something more fun, Bluey is desperate to track her down, taking revenge and make her pay for her betrayal.
 * 10) Menting - When everything goes wrong in Hawaii's life, he begins to suspect that Alfie's bad influence might be to blame; Hawaii decides to go elsewhere for guidance and finds a new mentor in Hang.